While it does not really have much going on, it does what it does decently enough.Īre you a fan of the concord grape? Have you ever chugged down Kosher wine? If so then you will really get into Energize Me juice, which tastes mostly like the Maneshewitz.THis is not a bad thing, although it is a little disappointing. I like the PET bottle it comes in, and it works well with their healthy image. They very helpfully list te caffeine, as well as all the other nutrition clearly. There are some very cartoony lightning bolts on it, but they completely blend into the reddish background.įunctionally, the package is decent. Also, it comes in a orangey red bottle, which is not really the color I see for an energy juice. There is really nothing wrong with this bottle, but there is nothing particularly exciting about it either, The biggest part of the drink is the brand name, which unfortunately comes off like a MLM product than an actual bona-fide juice company. After a little digging on their site, it appears there is an MLM aspect to their business, But they might be found elsewhere too - hopefully not just out of the backs of vans.Įnergize Me comes in a nice clear shrink wrapped pet bottle. They make something like it, called Wake Me instead, but that one is not sold anywhere in Colorado either (At least according to their product locator on their website). One of the reasons this just feels weird is because the expiration date was very close to when I bought it (which means it might have been sitting on the shelf of the local Circle K for a very long time), and it certainly does not help that it seems the company does not even make this product anymore. I don't know exactly why, but it feels like this bottle is from a MLM home shopping club, like Young Living or Avon. I like this juice, but it is really just that - tasty grape juice with some caffeine in it. Plums, nuts, refried beans, apples, and about a thousand other foods. If you look at foods that are the most high in anti-oxidant goodness, you will find just as much good stuff in just about anything you eat on any normal day. I don't mind a nice Juice every now and then, but the whole thing where you have to eat foods rich in Amazonian goodness to get their ultra-healing powers is just bunk, and frustrates me a little when a drink decides to sell its wares on the backs of the gullible and the Third World Population that unwittingly gives it up. I feel like after I drink this I should feel more alive, younger, more healthy and be able to glow rainbows.Īlas, I am still rainbowless. I have not heard of Genesis Today, but it seems they are big in the Super-Fruits category, selling mass amount sof super-fruity to ultra-healthy woo science lovers while advertising their wares of Dr. I feel like somewhere there is a guy like Professor Harold Hill from the Music Man who is trying to sell this from the back of his van. Deep within the cooler of a local Circle K store I found a bottle of this purple stuff that looks like it came out of a telemarketers' van.

Superliminal purple stuff